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galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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gingerblivet:

Things I will not judge you for:
•Sexuality
•Religion
•Race
•Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes

inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

sanahgohar:

This is what I love about Winter. You wake up in the middle of the night, maybe just to pee or get water or something, look out the window and see this. It’s so beautiful. And it’s silent; you have no idea that it’s happening until you just look. It almost seems fake. And it makes your bed seem way more comfortable, for whatever reason.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

stfusluht:

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

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sen mitsuji // fab4

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

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